I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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