He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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