that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Holy shit dude........stairs
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