She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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