i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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