People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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