There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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