...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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