Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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