We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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