it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
vagina is talking i cant
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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