Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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