we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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