Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
