when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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