I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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