I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Couch. On fire.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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