and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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