There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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