love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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