If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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