I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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