i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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