LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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