I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Green mimosas i think yes
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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