therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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