do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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