You made me cry and you don't even care
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now