This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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