i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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