and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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