i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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