Who wears a wallet chain?!
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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