Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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