Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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