just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Couch. On fire.
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