i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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