we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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