Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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