dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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