it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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