Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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