ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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