Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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