Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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