Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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