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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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i came on her dog
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.