i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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