Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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