READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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