Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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