Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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