No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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