3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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