so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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