Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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