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• (310): View more from California

  Where are you???

  (210): View more from Texas

  With some dude on the way to his house to blaze

  (310): View more from California

  You went back to a stranger's house????

  (210): View more from Texas

  He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.

  (310): View more from California

  I love LA.

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• (323): View more from California

  Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?

  (1-323): View more from California

  We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?

  (323): View more from California

  Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.

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• (858): View more from California

  Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA

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  Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."

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