Pappa wants mamma naked
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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