now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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