Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
The adults are the big ones right?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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