on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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