your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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