My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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